*beep beep* Men are so bloody predictable.
Just wondering if you will be there today?x
No I won’t! Hoorah! Shame isn’t it. Text back and wait.
When he will text me with a suggestion to have a drink, I will have the perfect no.
No, because I am busy tonight.
No, because I have not been waiting two weeks to hear from you to then go out with you.
No, because I am basically not interested. At all.
Ok. Catch up soon.x