Don’t you think…

Last night the wine-filled conversation turned somewhat philosophical and we were discussing the Second Coming.  No wait, let me correct that: I was discussing the Second Coming.

Imagine: there was me yakking away until I realised my conversation partner ( ok, it was my ex – I wasn’t going to disclose it but it adds to the pun.) so I realised my ex looked at me in a funny way.

I blinked and then asked him: You do know what the Second Coming means, right?

He slowly shook his head.

So I explained to him about Little Baby Jesus and how He died for our sins etc etc.

His eyes lit up:  Oh ok, I was confused. I thought for a second you were talking about multiple orgasms!

And that my friends is called irony.

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